读了几篇英文笑话，觉得挺好玩，欢迎车友会的英语爱好者进来同乐，并补充新的内容。
1) "Susie, do you know your numbers?" the teacher asks.
"Yes," she says."My dad taught me."
"What comes after three?"
"Four," Susie answers.
"Great. And tell me what number comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Excellent," Susie's teacher says. "Your dad did a good job. Now, what's after ten?"
"Jack." :lol::lol:
[ 本贴由 斌斌 于 06-3-28 12:29 最后编辑 ]
2) Travelling through Spain, my friend Amy and I soaked in the culture, gorged ourselves on excellent food and indulged our every whim.
One day, we walked into a shop that had the most gorgeous coats. As we tried a few on, we noticed the odd looks we were getting from the shopkeepers. We didn't know why, until one kind English-speaking patron took pity on us.
"Excuse me," she said. "This is a dry cleaners."
[ 本贴由 斌斌 于 06-3-28 12:30 最后编辑 ]
3) Applicants for jobs at the company where I work are asked to fill out a questionaire. Among the things candidates list is their secondary school and when they attended. One prospective employee wrote the name of his school, followed by the dates attended:"Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday and Friday."
[ 本贴由 斌斌 于 06-3-28 12:31 最后编辑 ]
4) Jim arrives home to find his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He rushes over and rouses her. It's then that he notices that she's wearing a heavy coat and a mink.
"Are you OK? What are you doing?" he asks.
"You've been promising to paint the living room for months now," she explains groggily. "I wanted to prove that I could do just as good a job as you, and faster too."
"Well, it does look like you did a good job," Jim says, looking around. "But why are you all bundled up?"
"I know how to read," she snaps. "The can said 'For best results put on two heavy coats.'"
[ 本贴由 斌斌 于 06-3-28 12:32 最后编辑 ]
不错，继续！
这个没看懂， prospetive 是什么意思啊？
斌斌 于 06-3-27 22:59 写道：
3) Applicants for jobs at the company where I work are asked to fill out a questionaire. Among the things candidates list is their secondary school and when they attended. One prospetive employee w ...
海湾 于 06-3-28 11:03 AM 写道：
不错，继续！
这个没看懂， prospetive 是什么意思啊？
prospective, 呵呵，改过来了。
这里还有个笑话，但我没看懂，海湾看看是什么意思。
5) Doctors are planning for the first-ever face transplant. I hate to break it to the doctors, but I was at the Emmy Awards. It's been done.
6) I was calling a medical specialist to make an appointment. A woman picked up the phone and announced,"Urology. Can you please hold?"
[ 本贴由 斌斌 于 06-3-28 17:16 最后编辑 ]
第5个是不是艾美奖颁奖晚会上的致辞啊？
应该请蝈蝈来看看