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斌
#11
7) Three guys were fishing when one of them hooked a mermaid. She promised to grant each of them a wish if they'd let her go. "It's a deal," the first fisherman said."I'd like you to double my intelligence." Immediately, he began to recite Shakespeare's Macbeth. "Wow!" the second guy exclaimed."Could you triple my intelligence?" He'd no sooner made the request than he started spouting Einstein's equations on the theory of relativity. "That's amazing!" the third fisherman yelled. "Quintuple my intelligence." "Are you sure?" the mermaid asked. "You might not like the outcome." "I'm sure. Just do it." the guy said. He closed his eyes to wait for the wish to be granted and --- poof! -- he became a woman. :lol::lol:
斌
#12
8) A Good Boy
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斌
#13
大满贯 于 06-3-28 03:20 PM 写道: Jack,123456789
顺序是:Ace, 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, Jack,Queen,King, Joker
斌
#14
斌斌 于 06-3-28 12:35 PM 写道: prospective, 呵呵,改过来了。 这里还有个笑话,但我没看懂,海湾看看是什么意思。 5) Doctors are planning for the first-ever face transplant. I hate to break it to the doctors, but I was ...
字面意思是这样的:医生们正在计划做首例的面部移植手术。我不想告诉他们,我曾经获得过艾美表演奖。这个手术早就做过了。 有什么好笑的?! [ 本贴由 斌斌 于 06-3-29 12:52 最后编辑 ]
蝈
#15
斌斌 于 06-3-29 12:40 PM 写道: 字面意思是这样的:医生们正在计划做首例的面部移植手术。我不想告诉他们,我曾经获得过艾美表演奖。这个手术早就做过了。 有什么好笑的?!
的确不好笑哈就是讽刺一下而已吧。
海
#16
有些笑话是需要文化背景的,正常现象
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